Wednesday, September 15, 2004

The Aloha Ape

Category: Amusement

One great thing about NYC is its endlessly creative and resourceful workforce. Many jobseekers post resumes on Craigslist New York. Unfortunately, the below ad may be overlooked, as it was posted in the Help Wanted section. Many potential employers will therefore miss the opportunity to utilize the services of the Aloha Ape:

"I am an unemployed homless (sic) man staying in a homeless shelter. I would rather move to hawaii and wear a gorilla suit with funny oversized sunglasses to make a living entertaining children.With this money I make by day I will reinvest it by night at first into private investigator school and then once I graduated I would solve crimes and go on all types of adventures. all I need is a one way ticket to honolulu (350 to 400 dollars)For your help in getting me over there I would send you my daily exploits via e-mail. Thank you, A. Ape"

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